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digestive shite! :D

we had our AH D&D yesterday! i was very kindly sponsored by donald, my boss, who came in pjs as john the little brother of wendy in peter pan! the theme was fairytales and fables, and i came as captain jack sparrow! emcee was an ass, but i loved rachel as princess rachel (now she's sister rachel chua hahah), and goldilocks and the three bears (aiwei, desiree the adult, and my 2 kakaks), and the other jack sparrow (a dentist heehee) stupid emcee made goldie and the 3 bears get last for the dancing segment even though they got the most applause (papa bear was swinging her tail and uh, mock smacking goldie's butt, and baby bear was all hiphop)
oh yes, this post is titled digestive shite because i had diarrhoea yesterday afternoon and wasnt feeling all that good. and now the funny stomach feeling is back, maybe due to what i drank last night.
well, after D&D, i decided to go with the adult, kakaks, and some other happy people to st james powerhouse! (eeeeheeehee thats where mr sito goes! ...does he?) and whoa, malay girls are like, so much hotter than chinese ones on the dance floor can. very very interesting experience :D
lost my balance and almost fell over when 2 of them suddenly sandwiched me and did their erm.. i dunno what its called.. dancing? to me? except i was very very unglam when caught off guard and legs trapped by theirs lol. started flailing my arms about ): but hey, the guys dancing (or chicken-dancing lol) in front of us were still worse than me at that unglam point hahah. they looked pretty dumb :D
desiree didnt dance): she was probably too sober lol
but but! some geek tried to befriend her hahaha. twas hilarious! "hi my name's gerald" "hi" "uh, what's your name?" "JANE" lol. so she made up this story about how we're all malaysian and we're here only for 2 more days, and my name was mary LOL. then he asked if we tangoed or salsaed and desiree said that she tangoes. hurhur. then he wanted to tango or something, but desiree said no, and i told him to show us a bit of his tango and maybe she'd like to dance. but he kept saying he needs a girl to dance with him for tango and he asked me, and i said "nah i'm not into that stuff, i do hiphop" lol. shat i should've said breakdance. i loooooved messing with him hahahah. so then he asked me to do hiphop and i was like "noooo, i'm tired, been dancing the whole night" i then sit on the chair and slap my calves for added effect :D dunno why, but he hung around a bit and then told me he was going to the boiler room. am i his mum? lol! funneh funneh funneh! so he left. and um, was pretty funny when he came back later and we were all dancing hahahah.
we left at 4am, and went to the adult's house! the adult went to sleep real fast ): i played her housemate arvin's PS3!!!!! yumyum love the ps3. ninja gaiden was pretty cool heh. the ps3 is oh so cool! wireless and touch activated! uh then i went to sleep at 6, and darn, adults have lovely beds! woke up at 8 :D 2 hours of sleep!
st james was.. alright. the music wasnt that great leh. there were some good ones, but not most of the time. and the cleaner doesnt clean the wet floor): aaand the guys in there were just uncool.
my draaaaanks for the night:
1 cup of swissotel beer
chinese tea! hahahahahah
1/2 cup of tiger beer at st james
about 1/2 or 1 cup of reddish brown liquor goldie and the three bears were having at their D&D table
1 vodka cranberry <3
i bit of whiskey on the rocks that didnt taste that nice so i gave it to the adult. arent adults useful? :D
a tequila shot that tasted awful, HOT HOT HOT might i say? the salt was gross, couldnt taste the lemon coz my tongue was numb, it was so difficult to down!): aiyah if you want to down calories, must taste nice right, next time get a cocktail :D
aaand a bit of rum and coke a took from the girls' jug to take away the taste of tequila :p
and thats all! i think i worked that liver baybeh!
tequila made my tongue numb and funneh. oh dear, i just realised i mixed draaanks! youre not supposed to right! desiree lee are you trying to make me drunk!!
all that and i didnt feel the least bit tipsy actually. i think i could have done integration ... or differentiation (eh eh stella?) if i wanted to!
so next time, just take coffee iceblended and apple juice! better for your liver and greater effect. seriously, it makes me high and happy. alcohol doesnt seem to have any effect as yet. except maybe diarrhoea? or was it from yesterday? anyway, my stomach feels funny, just like yesterday.
and i'm still coughing):

posted by 2jo @ 11:36 PM