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lessons on life for y'all kids here

jo here.:)
a few things happened this week. i have learnt from these incidents and would like to share these extremely important lessons with you all. its really important. dun be stupid like me ok?

lesson on life #1:
do NOT pick up a tripod stand with your bare hands after you have just been heating it a few moments ago. it is a very dumb thing to do. why? because you'll get burned!

this happened on monday during bio prac: i did a benedict's test, and was in a hurry to clear up. thus i stupidly picked up the tripod stand which happened to still be very hot, and proceeded to put it under the table. i didnt feel anything for like 5 seconds and then i was like OUWW! and dropped it. then i even more stupidly tried to continue putting it under the table and kept on going OW OOH OUCHH OOWW. yes i'm dumb. from this, i got 4 burnt fingers including the horribly large blister (1.5cm long haha) on my left middle finger. then the teacher put some mustard-like cream on my fingers haha. anyway it was cool coz i got to put plasters on 2 of my fingers and draw on the plasters. chriselle drew a bee on my yellow plaster on my middle finger and told me to show it to some people and exclaim "look! i got stung by a bee!" hahahahahaa

lesson on life #2:
do NOT take 2 sour warheads at once unless you want to get wrinkles really quick.

this happened on wednesday i think. i got like 2 sweets in 1 wrapper, and anna was like "oh so lucky!" then i took both and i went all >x< yepp. margaret that little monkey kept laughing at me. you may be a mother but youre still a little monkey, margaret. haha

lesson on life #3:
do NOT go near boys when they have blood to spare. ie they have some cut or oozing blood on a surface of their body.

this was on thursday i think. this other monkey yu yan, had a little cut on his finger. and he kept trying to smear his blood on us (chriselle and i) during chinese. he succeeded in getting some on my shirt. so i went rarr and stuff and had to go to the toilet to wash it off so there wouldnt be a stain. then he turned to he 'partner' julian and went "hey lemme give you aids!" and tried to smear blood on him. eew

posted by 2jo @ 4:01 AM