Sunday, September 28, 2008

flirt?

when i told tiff i wouldnt be in nuh coz of my driving test, she said, "Good luck!! U can pass by flirting with your examiner:-) people have done it."

0.o"

i dunno how to flirt ): does flirting mean you use pickup lines like "if i were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes"? ahhhh so embarrassing!! and the uncle will probably go "i'm not wearing jeans" or he wouldnt get it at all!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

i have GOT to stop laughing when i do an emergency brake

but the screeching of tyres just sounds so funny! sigh. how am i ever gonna be successful in acting like an adult! rarr! what to do what to do!
AH HAH. i shall talk econs! and complain about ERPs! ok i shall hang out with the uncles tmrw bwahahahaha.

...then again, its too much effort. i shall just drive like the pro i am, giggles or no giggles. i'm pro ok! i can do the S-course and crank course really fast bwahahhahaha.

i whipped up a little something today, a mediterranean sorta thing. pita bread with veggie mix (whatever you wanna call it, its just chopped cucumber tomato and peppers with a dressing i mixed) and hummus. awfully yummy even though its all veggie :D hey cool i can make kids eat their veggies by making yummy veggies! i have the power to make veggies taste nice! awesummmm :D

rejoice! for hepatitis c is half done! and i want a microbe plushie!

oh oh i've got 2 limited edition mock pillcams that are actually little flashlights! one from rachel in AH and another from some random doc in NUH! yes yes i can see you biomedical engineers and biotech geeks turning so green that you could almost photosynthesize! bwahahahaha

Friday, September 26, 2008

sighs

it is a lovely sunny saturday afternoon, but i dont have anyone to play with!! ): people are either overseas, too busy with school, busy with ns, busy with work, too lazy to play (you know, those indoorsy types)
and i'm stuck with hep c workkkkkkk. not that its a totally bad thing, at least i'm interested in hep c.
but i wanna play bballllllllllll!!!!! charmaine tan you get your butt back here now!!!!
HMM. i think i will go to my aunts house to play with her dog. or skateboard. or hang out with a certain cool bio teacher. and maybe prepare dinner :D
can someone bring me wakeboarding please? just once. pleaseeee?
mannnn its so hot. sometimes i wish i was a guy so i could just wear nothing but shorts.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

जो = कामिनी !!

I made a mistake. In my previous post about the psycho stalker kid, i called him spastic and all, but i realised i shouldnt have (after someone told me that its mean to say that about him because he suffers from a medical condition that might explain his bizarre behaviour) so I'm taking that off the post. Sorry Mr stalker! (shall not put his name here)
I'm pissed with myself! RAWR! I realized that I haven't had time to think much about things, to reflect and digest the day's or rather, past week/month's of happenings. Nowadays I just hastily say/put down something at the top of my head. This is not good! I'm becoming a stupid insensitive ________! (fill in the blanks with your desired word, I bet youre pissed with me too)
Many things that I thought I should share with everyone (that were actually important and interesting) were forgotten, I was just too tired, busy etcetcetc. I've been falling asleep on the floor after I'm home while my parents watch TV, got up to bathe, then stoned in front of the comp and fan, waiting for my hair to dry ( it's a good thing its shorter now!) and trying to do some work/trying to read that 4kg book. I'm reading it coz Dr low’s a really nice teacher and he wants me to read it. (the girl at the bookshop where he bought the books for me calls him my teacher )
Anyway, being tired is no excuse to be mean! That is bad. But being tired predisposes one to being mean, so everyone, please get enough rest!
... but I'm still not gonna add him back on fb. He's scary.

This is random, but rang de basanthi is stuck in my head.
Note: desiree says she'll para para with me next wk!

and please feel free to tell me when i'm being a jerk :D

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

what to do

i had dinner with tiff and stella yesterday! at asian kitchen in citylink mall coz stella had to do a review on their xiao long baos :D

i am SO busy. i've got to do a hepatitis C patient info thing for Dr low (i finished hep B! :D) so more researchhhhh. then he wants me to read the textbooks he bought me too. eek. and the anatomy book's like, 4kg!! i build up my muscles everytime i read it! awesome! hohoho!

i need to think of a fun job to do after i stop teaching in about nov. here's my list:
hawker - cant coz i need a licence
hawker assistant - cant coz i cant speak chinese very well
taxi driver - you need to be over 35 years
shuttle bus driver - still open! ooh! i like driving!
barista - thought of it, but i'm not really into coffee
market fruit stall assistant - still open! but i dont know anyone who's hiring
tuition teacher - boring. probably not even though someone wants me to teach them
porter - probably cant get a job in a hotel coz theyre usually guys, but hospital...? dunno la
room service person - still open! heehee so fun
full time crafting - i think i'll get bored of it after a while though
newspaper delivery - i cant ride a bike (both the motorised one and the manual one) unless they allow me to walk haha
waitressing - last resort. only if i cant do anything else, coz everyone does it, so its not that interesting

this list can grow! suggestions suggestions!

Monday, September 22, 2008

2 little pigs that irritate the poop out of me

there are 2 waruihito that irritate me so very effictively. yes i've discovered a new one recently! both of them are just so alike. gosh. besides their being extra annoying, both are guys (had to say that coz the both of them are just so sexist) and both are geeks. sorta. SO irritating! but the good thing about being a teacher is you dont see that waruihito so often.

anyway, i think teachers are just so cool and patient and forgiving and so awfully awfully nice!
it could be partly due to the fact that adults just have that extra level of coolness that you havent attained yet. the AH people are cool too! more about this topic sometime when i have more free time. i have to practice acting adult-ish so i can increase that chances of passing my driving test (they are more likely to pass adults right? no thanks to all those young reckless drivers out there)

Monday, September 15, 2008

just about a month and i've already got a psycho stalker? thanks!

i've only taught for about a month! so this student adds me on facebook (and i've never seen, much less taught, him before) and i ask, who are you? he replies "I just wanna be your friend and fill your loneliness online while your parents go to somewhere called Dubai..."
firstly, that sentence is grammatically slaughtered. secondly, i dont think they went to dubai, but the fact that he knows my parents are away somewhere around there is freaky. and thirdly, where the heck did he get the idea that i'm lonely? online? or something like that?
he is a crazy ass who has nothing better to do than to add and stalk people he doesnt know and i'm not gonna add him back. damn scary can.

on a lighter note, the research nurses at nuh have introduced some games to me, one called "sally's salon" and the other called "wedding dash" and they are very very addictive :D
oh and wymin has introduced word twist and scramble to me on facebook! theyre really addictive toooooooo oh noooooooooo! but ohhhh so funnnn

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

driving is fun!

HEEHEE. my driving instructor gave me a whole stick of bubbleyum bubblegum todayyyyyyyyyyy :D then scolded me for driving recklessly :D

Friday, September 05, 2008

i look like an ah beng

bad bad hairdo. gosh. and i teach ahbengs. howwwww

my mum doesnt allow me to go cable skiing ): as usual, her imagination runs wild and she says i'll go on from that to wakeboarding in the open sea, and australian sea and drown/get eaten by sharks. and you know how parents go on and digress and talk about how i'm not using my other toys, how i'm not reading the books/newspapers i'm supposed to read, etcetcetc.
everyone's leaving/too busy. i need someone to play sports/outdoor activities with leh.