aha! i found you!: October 2007

&%%$*^$!!!!

RAWRRRRRRRR @ GP
like, i screwed up some compre that was meant to be pretty easy)):
other than that, one down, lots more to go!
i believe in miracles((: lets all pray for some((:

I am nerdier than 18% of all people. Are you a nerd? Click here to find out!

i scored a measly 18?? right. i tried to be nerdy ok, but all that technical jargon was just too much):

things to do after a's

go build a professional sandcastle with yuelin after being inspired by martha stewart's show!((:
to do this, i need:
-icecream stick
-buckets
-wet sand taken from near the tideline
-wet weather so that the sand remains wet
-method: pile sand-a small volcano of sand, flatten the top of the volcano, make a ridge, pour seawater, buckets of it, use your imagination for the rest of it(:
learn taekwondo
and tricking
and parkour/free running
hang out in sc to try out the swings and the new food!!
get a job to earn MONEYYYYYY
play DMC
learn to cook lots of stuff like LAMIAN!!
go out with lots of people(((:
make more juice clutches for myself and a lot of people
shop
cook
playplayplay
learn hindi from boob
learn spanish, german, japanese lol

so far(:

ninja named collagen

नमस्ते! wonder if that turned out right. can someone check, please?
anyway, go look at kat's profile pic on facebook. then look at mine. check out the ultra hot matching (pipes) afro pics hahahahahah
oh well scrap that. i just realised she changed it back hahahahha
happy anniversary to daniel and lizzi((: one of the cutest couples ever(((:
ps. i dont mind having more nieces and nephews
must study!!!!! so i can get all my ella ella A A As
even while stalking someone on facebook

chem jokes

Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water?
A: Because he was polar.
Q:What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium.
Q: What did the benzene ring say when it lost one of its double bonds?
A: IM DIENE!
hahahahahhaha aint it cool(:

ok back to the essay!

from yuelin

"true, i did agree to buy a tame lion from you, but i was a minor at the time, and the lion was not a thing reasonably necessary for my station in life"
hahahhahahahaha

rant

i'd like to rant about the rugby world cup now that i've seen the replays over and over again. THE REFEREE SUCKS. he's getting death threats now as we speak, i heard.
GAHHHHHHHH HOW CAN THE ALL BLACKS LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was gay i tell you! (i'm not being sexist, its an expression) i mean, that pass was SO OBVIOUSLY A FORWARD PASS CAN!!!!! its so freaking OBVIOUS!!!!! just that penalty and the all blacks would've won!
then there was like, absolutely no obstruction can. the french guy just got knocked down coz he was WEAK. did you see him fly?? nrawrrrrrrrr.

lit is cool

crashed kat's lit lecture today coz we had to finish up chriselle's present((:
SO COOL! spotted navina, saumya and a few others in the lecture((: its like, combined can. so cool(: saumya's hair looked really straight though, so i couldnt tell at first!
anyway, i wasnt paying much attention, coz i didnt need to hahhahahhaha isnt that cool(: but i overheard some bits about the duchess of malfi hehehehehee
from what i gather, the duchess is a lady with lots of "power" and she's aware of it, and she likes "being on top" heheheh i can quote ok. then her brothers are 2 power hungry guys who want to control her. and apparently they're perverts as well. heard sex being mentioned lotsa times! also heard something about the duchess having "bhangra power" or "bangla power" or something like that hahahhaha. sounds like an interesting story. there's an antonio in it too!!!!! SHO CYUTEE!!!! wonder if shakespeare wrote that. mr dio's pretty cool(:
namaste kubsuret kaminis! mehrenam joanne hey! gehsae ho? meh tik hu! mujhe piari apurva pasan hey!
heheheh meh toomsay mohabhat kirty hu! kyu????
just in case you think i've gone crazy, thats hindi.

heehee

you know, i'd kind of like to be a video game designer((: funfunfun and i can test them out too! i'd like to work for squaresoft, atlas and some other companies hahahaha. i'm so into weapons now haha(: things like elven bow=a famous elf used it to return a lost ring. hahahahhaha
this is probably dead boring for you video game noobs. am i killing you yet?? bwahahhahahaha
mmm but wouldnt that mean i'm gonna be on the dark side? like contributing to the stockpile of weapons of mass distraction against kids like me!!! oh nooooooo
yes i have to study.

eh so boring

lots of funny things happened, but i cant remember hahaha
anyway, why isnt anyone replying to my post on the topic about choices on the bio pickup lines group on facebook???): nehhhhhh
so boring. no one's going online nowadays.
anyway, i think fergalicious is a cool song heheheh
there's this guy on youtube that can draw mona lisa on ms paint!!!!1 gahhhhhhhhhh he's so pro

youre so hot, you denature my proteins

hahaahhahaha lurve them bio pickup lines((:

jean anna and i were talking to ms chua ( the bio one) yesterday (yeah the last day of school)and she admitted she has a boyfriend!!!(: he's a bio guy but doesnt use them bio pickup lines)):

i dont get a lot of them on the facebook group though): i'm too dumb)): oh well

eh facebook is LAGGY! rawrrrrrrr i want my facebooooooook

loveeeee the bio pickup lines group((: even though they say its bio, it actually a mix of all the science and math pickup lines hahahah(: bet there's gona be lots on like electrophiles and probably sex pilus lol

anyway here's what ms champagne said yesterday((:
me: oh shit.
ms champagne: ahh my favourite word.
hahahahahahhahahahhaah

joanne needs

try this: type "(yourname) needs" into google hahahahhahah

here are some of the results i got:
joanne needs an intact dilation and evacuation ( i think this joanne is pregnant of something)
joanne needs space
joanne needs intellectual stimulation and companionship
joanne needs a film company
aye there's lots more.
got the idea when i surfed around deviantart and livejournal. I SHOULD BE STUDYING!!!!!

short break, ultra long post: sentosa!

on palawan beach with aly and delia!

so strong! aly is carrying delia with just one arm!!!

monkeys in sea=sea monkeys

this is some sort of wading pool hahaha. it super fun coz the water's not ultra salty and there are fountains around

on the bus to sentosa, posing with the ticket! it costs $3! as you can see, these pics arent in chronological order

did a handstand, then fell when i lost my balance haha the water was scary. looks like i'm breakdancing huh? anyway, dont stare too hard at my pics coz i'm fat yea?

nice tree! i was too heavy so it started leaning, and aly had to prop it up! see, ncc/hockey makes you super strong!!

playing with water is fun

hello(:

hahahah the sea's a fun place to try new things

spoof of the waterproof/shockproof camera ad

kungfu on tha beach. now you know i have a black belt in taekwondo

our picnic area

crazy monkey wanted to fly

i know. retarded right.

lovely sculpture aint it?

the pyramid requires an appropriate pose to go with it

at work

sand/stick people(:

found a bottle half filled with cherryade in the sea! emptied it in spectacular fashion and the proceeded to use it to get water for sandsculpture building