lalala
:( enrichment week is over! haizz. anyway our njc crest thingy was vandalised yesterday! go see vicky's blog
http://total-klutz.blogspot.com/ yupyup. she says i frolick? eheh thats weird. hahahaa she's funny.
CULTURAL NIGHT! april 21st! i dunno where or what time it is but ya. come watch all the 4 dance groups put up wonderful perfomances and me waddle around on stage in a feeble attempt to dance! indian dance's items are super super cool! rain dance and rang de and classical! see the extremely cool
tall meera the indian dance pres dance! she's pro! see
apurva do her really really indian dance thing! she does it like
mrs logan! see
vicky the very funny girl bounce around and dance like a pro! see
samutha with her supersuper good posture dance like the experienced dancer she is! see
shubha another very funny girl show you her energy! see
navina dance in that cool way she does it! see
saumya prance around with her constipated smile! hahaha just joking! saumya is a supersuper dancer! heheh she's doing indian dance and not ballet so you have nothing to fear! hahahah joking hahaha she's really funny. all the indian dance people are great! call me for more adverts! ahhahaah. tickets are going at
just $10, $12 and $15! hurry while stocks last! hahahah pls tell me by sunday! :)
CULTURAL NIGHT! CULTURAL NIGHT! go for it!
i found it! :)
God's BoxesI have in my hands two boxes
Which God gave me to hold.
He said, "Put all your sorrows in the black box
And all you joys in the gold."
I heeded His words, and in the two boxes
Both my joys and sorrows I stored.
But though the gold became heavier each day,
The black was as light as before.
With curiousity, I opened the black box,
I wanted to find out why,
And saw, in the base of the box,
A hole which my sorrows had fallen out by.
I showed the hole to God, and mused,
"I wonder where my sorrows could be."
He smiled a gentle smile and said,
"My child, they're all here with me."
I asked God why He gave me the boxes,
Why the gold and the black with the hole?
"My child, the gold is for you to count your Blessings,
The black is for you to let go."
~Author Unknown
heheh i found the poem we had on our class noticeboard in sec 1! aww. :)
enrichment week!
yayy its enrichment week!i signed up for a cheerleading workshop! then i will be able to do flips n stuff! yayyyy
ok on monday i had nothing till after the arts education thing so i went to watch v for vendetta with chriselle n liwen! hahaha we found the side gate closed so we climbed over it! hahahaha. anyway vendetta is ok. the blowing up parts n the fight scenes were cool. the screenplay and acting were excellent. but its a sad ending. i therefore do not think it worth watching twice.
art museum excursion today! i wanna steal 3 paintings! 2 by koga haruo and i really cool looking one about a guy holding a glass of wine! then i will stare at them everyday! hahaha. my throat still hurts bad! hahaha yesterday i was looking down my throat in a mirror with a torch and my bro and i were like EEW coz we saw my gland openings and we went "ahh there're holes in her throat!" ahha. yes we're stupid people. but its gross la. amid that ulcerated lining of my throat were little holes that looked, well, ya you get the idea.
hahah dance today was goooood. vicky youre so cute hahahahahahahaaha.
heheh
- There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of joanne tan orbiting the Earth.
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this is funny! grabbed it from vicky's blog.
i'm sick. apparently its pharyngitis which i got from joseph and it started on friday afternoon after lunch. i slept my saturday away! i had like a 5 or 6 hr nap when i came back in the afternoon. then i woke up n went to take a bath. after my bath i felt super cold and was shivering like a naked polar bear. do naked polar bears shiver? oh well pardon me coz i'm still sick and probably dont know what i'm talking about. so i was sitting on the floor and just shivering. and shivering. it was still early for my second dose of panadol so i took just one. did i mention i was popping panadol throughout these 3 days like i was addicted or something? hahaha get high on panadol. i ate a little bit of pasta and drank the wantwant paopao guodong zhendehuishenqi! coz i was hungry. but i felt like puking too so i just had a little and went to sleep/shiver on the floor and wait for my parents to come home. when i came home and had lunch my temperature was 38.7 hoho. and then after my bath my temperature was 39.0! hahaha its fun to take your temp. that's the only good thing about having a fever.
so what was i doin in school before this?
FUN! went to school at 6 to prepare for the photoshoot thingy for dance! we had to put on our costumes n makeup for the shoot! i think i was the most problematic person. sherinah did my makeup! she went "chinese girl is 25 rite?" (25 is the colour tone) then after she did it she said "eh no difference leh" hahaha then she tried 26, 27 and it was like nothing haha i was getting lighter with every layer. then 28 saved us! haha i'm very tanned. then my hair was a problem coz it was too short! khairi is a pro pro!! he could fix everything up and make it neat! many thanks to the pins, fake hair bun, hair mousse and hair spray! then came the eyes done by usha our grand senior (haha sounds like some chinese kungfu sect thingy) i'm chinese. small eyes. many layers according to her. so halfway through she was screaming "arrrhh! i hate you!!" hahahaa. then the eyeliner was a problem coz i kept tearing it away. haha so i had to rub it off (it was super painful) then they decided i wont wear eyeliner. then i got sick early. i was expecting my fever to come back at 10 or 11 but it was just early. i was pretty dead after getting into the costume which was oh so tight and i sat on the bench and stoned. khairi said i looked like an indian princess! haha.
well. i'm better today. except for the headache coz i slept too much. haiz 39 degrees! my poor enzymes! were you getting denatured? i couldnt go to church! hmm i think i'll sleep some more.
stuff?
i bought the nice auntie coffee! :)
see my previous post! she gave me back my handphone!
ahh the sentosa trip is cancelled! no one's free! we'll just have to wait till hariraya or deepavali or some other holidayy.
my cousin is weird. he heard i joined indian dance and saw me reading a magazine with some india thing on the cover and said "oh no! she's goin over to the DARK SIDE!" DOTS. oh well.
anyway i love giving massages! so fun! hehehehe. and i love doing handstands in the pool! coz i cant do them out of water haha. try it! its fun!
i love macs' hot fudge sundae. :)
and the koo kee yong tau foo at bishan! :)
i feel retarded. today there was a really sweet jap lady who wanted to donate and i wanted to say thanks! i forgot the word so i just blurted the 1st jap word that came to my head! GOMENASAI! then she stared at me and smiled and i was like SHIT. then joseph and i said ARIGATO at the same time hahahahaa. then she went like "yes! gomenasai is sorry, arigato is thank you!:)" then she went of with her reallyyyyy cyuuttttee son and was smiling lots. oh well. anyway saumya did something really retarded today too! hahahahaaa i'm not gonna say coz she doesnt want me to but it was reallly retarded. :) yay i'm not the only retarded person today!
i'll be at paragon till 8 tomorrow helping the children's cancer foundation out so drop by and donate! 5th floor!
steph is funny. she walked over to my hse yesterday coz she was bored! then we sat on the floor and talked! :) it was GREAT to see her again! missed her lotslots! her hair has grown sooo long now! we got lots to do!
1.watch "u got served"
2.play bishibashi!
3.cant remember i will change it soon!
i finally saw aidan today! joseph was out with him and brought him n visited me!:) i think he suits the name. hahaahaa
yayy i'm goin sentosa next saturday and will attempt to get really dark if i dont die from skin cancer! and i'm gonna go with mel tee and other dance people to shop for pushup bras and camisoles! lalalalaa! speaking of cancer, i'm gonna help the children's cancer foundation tmrw n friday to raise awareness of childhood cancer n fundraising! heheheheh! look for me n my booth at paragon 5th floor! come support us n donate! hahahahah i helped today n it was pretty fun coz they had a kids storytelling session just next to us! oh yes i nearly lost my phone thrice! i left it in the paragon toilet and the really really nice auntie gave it back to me! i must buy her coffee! then i couldnt find it coz i put it in my bag n i forgot! its not really counted as nearly losing it but, well it felt like it! then i dropped it down the escalator! ahhhh! ya thats really stupid. well.
i shall bitch about the nexcare plasters that i bought! it doesnt stick dammit!
my friday and saturday!
friday: went shooting! air rifle! i sucked! didnt even touch the dot in the middle! it was really tiring and i got a backache! fortunately it was quite ok for me coz i had an adequate amount of fat to rest my arms on! yayyyy.
saturday: i woke up in the morning and realised i had my music theory exam at 2! hahahahaa! so i didnt go for training and studied at home! hahahaa the exam was weird though. i finished 1hr 20 mins into the paper and waited till 1hr 30 mins coz i didnt know what sherzando was! i still dont know what it is but i put "grandly" coz it sounded so. hahahaa. i kept getting distracted by someone sniffing behind me. the wet drippy kinda sniff. yupp.
yayyyy
HOLIDAYS! lalaalallaaaa! hohohhohohohoo! went swimming yesterday on a sunny sunday! and palyed ball n frisbee in the pool! but i got stuck at the deeper end and the water was up to just below my eyes when i quite literally tip-toed! spent too much time in the pool and became really wrinkly! and when we (josh joseph n i) decided to go tanning (hahhaaa yes we felt bimbotic) the sun was covered and low at 6! too late! not dark enough!
anyway we tried putting our legs up on the edge of the pool and then looking upside down in the water across the pool! it was weird! please remember to hold your nose when you do that! i got a whole lot of water up my nose and my eyes were like burning! blehh.
eheheh anyway i'm weird. i drank just a bit like 2 glasses yesterday of some really old wine (kept it for abt 3 yrs) and a got really sleepy and was knocked out till 10 this morn! it was just 13.5%! hahahaaa
anyone wanna go for sake with me? :)
a moment of epiphany!
ahahahaa. i just realised why our class cheer is so gun-ny, with all the bang bangs n stuff. hahahaha coz we're s07! and its linked to 007! in which the main character james bond's weapon is a gun! ahahahaa.
another thing: today as i was goin to church, i saw the letters jtb on a bus and wondered why it looked so familiar! then i realised that i associated it with jtc, jurong town council! (go check your ss textbook) then i wondered, why b? ahahaa then i thought: jurong town bouncil! hahahahahaaaa. yes thats very weird.
INSPIRED!
ahhhh just finished watching devdas, some indian movie that khairi lent me and told me to study for indian dance homework! ehehehhehhh they dance so well! i got like rushes of adrenaline (whoohoo!) while watching the dances! like ahh i wanna do that! i wanna dance now! i could dance all night without getting tired! ahahahahhhh i dunno what the movie's about but it seems kind of touching! its a sad ending! i dun like that! aishwarya rai has really gigantic eyes and extremely long eyelashes! i think she's playing a character called parvati! and her character's boyfriend is paro i think played by a mr. khan! i love the movie! i keep using exclamation marks! i dun know why! ahhhh!!!!! go watch go watch!